Things I Hate

When you answer the phone and it’s a fax beep…beep…beep

And they call every 5 minutes.

People who tailgate, then they pass you doing 90mph

And you catch up with them at the next stoplight.

Automated phone systems with too many options

And you can’t talk with a real person.

Long Strait roads with many intersections

And you hit every stoplight in the row.

Stores where you are allowed to touch everything (Best Buy)

And your parents tell you to stop touching.

Bureaucracy, red tape, delays, people who take their sweet-ass-time

To complete a simple task.

-MTF