Bout Time

Considering that it is three months to the day since the last post, this is slightly overdue.
That said, onto today's rant:

Idiot Drivers

As the holder of a valid license, I reserve the right to criticize any and all driving habits that I find offensive. Lets start out with what i like to call, "Going no-where fast."

~Going no-where fast
This group has two individuals:
1. Those who peel out in front of you, then procede to drive slowly and under the speed limit, even though they were in a hurry to slow you down.
2. And those who have no patience, but insist on edging out into the road until they
become an obstacle and impede traffic.

~The Un-Zippers
When the road narrows to 2 lanes, traffic is supposed to merge in a sublime fashion I like to call the zipper. At this point, if a car is less than half way past your car, they should yield and fall behind. This is #1 common sense, and #2 the rule for cornering in NASCAR.
I hate those who attempt to pass right when the zippering effect is supposed to occur.

~The Right Turn Travellers
There are clearly times when a lane is designated for "turn only," in which case, you should utilize this lane to , um TAKE A TURN, and not go strait through. This 1. screws up traffic and ruins the timing of other drivers who do not expect a car to go strait in a turn lane, and 2. slows up traffic at a particular place on rt 20.

~Anti-blinky
It is your God given right to use your turn signal. Do it or be damed to HELL.

~No Headlights @ night
Go to hell

Yes they call us Massholes, but its always the minority that gives the majority a bad name